Thinking back to the first story I ever started writing down (I was 7 or 8) about a group of stray cats who, every full moon, took the form of human kids. They actually were human kids, who had been killed (all at different times/by different people). Their bodies were each dumped by the side of the road where a cat had been hit by a car previously, and their souls landed in the cats’ bodies. Eventually they all found each other and decided that every full moon, when they shifted, they’d try to solve each other’s murders one by one. It was going to be a series, with each book focusing on a different kid’s murder mystery. I told my mom about it once, briefly, and she said “Those cat books (warrior cats) are making you creepy.”
I almost lost it at “gay and warlike” before remembering that this was the 1600s, where “gay” had a completely different meaning. Anyways, I’m C major, bitches.
#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)
“Today’s the lesbian day guys get everything stocked” is sending me
That’s it, I wanna be taken out on a lesbian carnival date and get some plushies
Barbie in the Nutcracker, the first feature length CGI movie starring the beloved fashion doll Barbie Roberts, was released on VHS and DVD on 23rd October 2001. Since then Barbie has gone on to star in a total of 39 movies as well as web series, a television show, and even her own YouTube vlog. Through her movies, Barbie has taught children (and adults) about kindness, friendship, believing in yourself and, most of all, that you can be anything.
I honestly have no aspirations anymore other than i want to be able to do my silly little hobbies, treat myself every now and then and love my friends and my cats